Hotspur and Argyle

The Deported Dandy

The Deported Dandy
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Dandy, artist, author, and friend of Hotspur and Argyle Sebastian Horsley was recently refused admission to the United States. Turning up at Newark airport in his trademark long coat, top hat and gloves he was immediately whisked away by immigration personnel for a spot of rigorous interrogation. After a little on line research they decided to put him on the next plane home on the grounds of ‘moral turpitude’. One of the first things they found that wasn’t to their taste was the H&A-produced ‘The Sebastian Horsley Guide to Whoring’, a very handy user guide which you can access above. Appeals to the US government have so far failed to get Sebastian’s ban lifted. (If you’d like to cheer him up you could always go and buy his breathtakingly hilarious book Dandy In The Underworld, recently anointed as Paperback of the Week by the Guardian).

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3 Responses to “The Deported Dandy”

  1. brilliant. reminds me of trade secrets on bbc2.

  2. a very special man…….in what sense i’ve not quite decided


  3. In this business the American make movies, the French make films and the English make adverts. Theo Delaney. He put the dire in director. His film of me is my favourite.

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